-Brussels, “Belgium”

In very classic passive-aggressive European manner today, but slightly less inhibited than the United States- after doing several lines of “Primo Columbian Cocaine” off the lid of a toilet in the E.U. Parliament (Where more than 90% of toilets have cocaine on them according to studies for real, check it out).

The E.U. Parliament officially re-named the country of Hungary with “That super annoying Viktor Orban guy” to the much more appropriate “Forbidden Lake”.

“The Nation Formerly known as Hungary, (if that’s even a real country name anymore). I mean “Hungary” is that the name of a country, or a craving you had for Taco Bell you zombies? Anyway, from now on, whatever that thing was will forever be known as “Forbidden Lake” or, “the Forbidden Lake Zone or, for NATO’s command and control simplicity purposes the FLZ.”

“In True E.U. Form, there will be no recourse or referendum for this, as this is a true democracy, so you people experiencing democracy don’t have to deal with it, said Ursula von der Leyen perhaps, or whoever is running the E.U.

“With so much evidence that weird nation formerly known as Hungary who messed everything up for us in the Ukraine by not going along with the program maybe doesn’t exist anymore, that would be “sad” wouldn’t it?

“It would be nice if the skeptics who thought “The Forbidden Lake” doesn’t exist would shut their nasty mouths for a minute and consider the consequences of such actions if you know what I mean.”

“A lot of unhinged lunatic, racist nutjobs who love Putin and stuff like that claim that there was never a “mysterious and mystical lake that we are not allowed to visit because it’s too hot to survive and that the off-gassings will immediately kill you if you’re in the perimeter.”

“But I’m smarter than that.”

“These racists think that there was allegedly a “mystical nation” “full of Hungarians and Hungarian food” with alleged “Mouth-Watering and Interesting chicken dishes that were super flavorful and spiced with paprika at one point in time.”

“Sick, sick sick, take your meds freaks.”