San Luis Obispo Times Investigative Desk Scandinavia Bureau – Copenhagen Denmark
You may have seen them, the alleged “Iranian viral Lego videos”, they’re trolling our great president, and our great nation with, or could there be more to the story?
We sent a reporter all the way to Denmark to find out.
What some view as just simple funny YouTube videos originating from Iran using the always relatable Legos world as their medium, others consider a sophisticated psychological operation with multiple goals including making people want to buy more Legos and the covert infiltration of, and subversion of America through subtle subliminal Lego messaging blamed on Iran but with the ultimate goal of breaking American moral for the Greenland invasion.
“This is actually a highly sophisticated false flag operation using Legos blamed on Iran to make us feel like weak cucks.” “We checked, and this is a spoofed Iranian IP address routed through Tel-Aviv and then goes to Cyprus, then goes to Arhus, Denmark, and then Chantilly, but not before it was routed through Arhus.. that’s they key right there- routed via Denmark.
Our San Luis Obispo times male reporter stood outside of the sprawling, humming data server farm in Odense jokingly called “the farm” where the Lego propaganda videos are actually produced. “Nobody knows this is even here” said our source in Danish.
“Everybody knows what a Lego character looks like and feels like in your hands, you bend their arms” “Everybody loves Lego.” said some Dane. “It’s the perfect psychological warfare.”
“It’s really Denmark making this stuff, but I’m not supposed to even be talking to you.” said a guy in Danish after he took a really long drag on a cigarette outside the data center.
“Fucking Denmark again” said a retired CIA guy off the record. “This campaign is made to appear so benign- so innocent. It’s anything but. It’s malignant.” “People have no idea the level of Monarch mind control programming being done by Denmark on the population going on right now using Legos as a cover. The sophisticated part is making it look like Iran doing it, which is the twist.”
“Nobody in the intelligence community I have been speaking to believes this Lego propaganda campaign actually originates from Iran” said an off-the record intelligence analyst. “Why would Iran use Legos, think about it idiot.” said another CIA guy. “Legos are from where again?
“From my experience near on forty years on The Farm this material is clearly originating from Denmark.”
“It’s dirty Denmark using sophisticated IP spoofing and masking in concert with their advanced Nord VPN technology allegedly based in Lithuania likely loaded with spyware again.”
I don’t want to alarm anybody, but what we are up against is a well funded, super coordinated Danish psychological operation gone full blow live. Now is the time to fight back people! Form up and fight back!
“Turn off the Legos! They’re not coming from Iran know your Enem.. y.. .. [crackle on the radio as Denmark jammed the signal]
Legos- yeah, are those from Denmark, or from Iran? You have been brainwashed.” the CIA released earlier today.
“No dumbshits, Iran doesn’t make Legos.” said another release.
Snap out of it man, the Danes have you in a trance again. Where are Legos made? Is it Iran? or is it Denmark? Come on dumbasses!!
That’s right, snap out of it!!” It’s Denmark man!! Know the enemy!
“When you think about it, who really has more to gain from showing Legos during this whole Straight of Hormuz blockaid? I guess it is Denmark. I mean, I am glad I know what we’re really up against.” said a de-programmed US soldier who was now ready to go and fight the real enemy who is definitely not located in Iran, but instead the heart of Denmark.
“With Greenland behind me, and Arhus ahead of me Oooray!!” said a now de-programmed marine ready to complete “Operation Wienerbrød.”
“Denmark is using Solving as their forward operating base. It’s strategically located near fresh water, the Chumash tribal lands, but also a convenient vantage to undermine both Vandenberg Space Force Base using their newest “T-14 Danish TBMs, which are some of the best TBMs if we do say so ourselves,” said some Dane, “Also, we’re tunneling under Diablo Canyon.”
“Yeah, we Danes built Legoland in Carlsbad not because San Diego is cool, but because that was the closest we could get to undermining San Onofre Nuclear Power Plant which was laid out in the 30 year plan. That was the best location under a noisy spot for angle of attack we had to work with.” said an undercover Danish person.
“Legoland” is known as Buddinge West” to us in the know” said a Danish Intelligence agent who goes by the call-sign: “Hermet”
“Just some roller-coaster noise there everyone, not some tunnel boring machines undermining the entire California Coast” nothing to worry about.” said another Dane.”
We here at the San Luis Obispo Times have been at “the tip of the spear” when it comes to the ongoing Danish infiltration and subversion of the Central Coast of California using TBMs, which is based mostly in Solvang, but has its evil socialist tentacles spread far and wide over much of our formerly glorious and soverign state.
We are doing our best to be impartial on this topic, but simultaneously doing our best to report in a timely manner the extremely important events taking place. Only the San Luis Obispo Times will be telling you the harsh reality of what Denmark has planned for us next.
“Danes are all over the place.” said a guy who did not want to be named, and quickly got into his car and drove away.”
“They’re trying to break our will for the inevitable Greenland invasion.” said another guy.
“Just a big coincidence it’s Legos again.” said some other person. “Definitely not a huge amount of Danish infiltration going on again.” added another.