We told you guys we could do it! Jackasses.

Hi, the NBA and NFL here- We told you fucktards we could end racism! You didn’t think we could, but we did.

Yeah, it was as easy as adding “End Racism” to the court behind the baskets. Told you dumbshit idiots that would work.. that would end racism, but nobody thought it actually would. Guess you are that dumb.

There was a a study that just came out in a “Medical Journal” ever heard of it? Yeah, well, today, Johns Hopkins University said that because we put “End Racism” there in the endzone and behind the basket almost everybody is no longer a racist.

The last remaining racist, Toby Lasserman was sitting on a dirty couch drinking a Budweiser when he reached over to grab a pork rind, but then was distracted by the loud NBA sounds, saw the “End Racism” text in behind the basket, and converted to non-racist from full blown racist. Another big win for the people pushing for no racism.

“I kind of think of myself as a last of the the Mohicans, but instead of say the last of the Mohicans as an Indian person I am one of the last true remaining white racist people.

“Today thanks to the the NBA and NFL and because of their messages saying we shouldn’t be racist that was behind the basket, I said: “nah, I’m done with this stuff now” said Toby.

The NBA and NFL added: “We knew we could do it. We just thought to each other: “How..? How do we do it how do we End racism?.. then he looked at me and said: “Just write “End Racism” in the Endzone or Back of a basketball court,..” “Holy Shit! It worked! No more racists anymore! Brilliant!”

“Nobody thought of this before. But thanks to us nobody watching sports will ever be a racist anymore!”

“It was actually really simple in retrospect now that racism has been completely ended because we did that.” “I guess you guess should be welcome?” Said the NFL and NBA.

“Why didn’t we think of this before?” I mean” End Racism.. and it ends duh!” It’s weird nobody came up with this sooner.”